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Sep 30, 2014
totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
Sep 30, 2014 / 338,670 notes

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

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alloftheprettyfaces:

theattractiveboys:

Jordan Calloway

Woah 😍
Sep 30, 2014 / 30,008 notes

alloftheprettyfaces:

theattractiveboys:

Jordan Calloway

Woah 😍

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Sep 30, 2014 / 61 notes
I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win.
My co-worker, on her ex. (via ziraffe)

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Sep 30, 2014 / 117,780 notes
congenitaldisease:

Omaima Aree Nelson, a 24-year-old Egyptian model. On Thanksgiving 1991, Nelson bludgeoned William Nelson, her husband. Then she skinned the torso, cooked the decapitated head and fried the hands in oil.
Sep 30, 2014 / 1,216 notes

congenitaldisease:

Omaima Aree Nelson, a 24-year-old Egyptian model. On Thanksgiving 1991, Nelson bludgeoned William Nelson, her husband. Then she skinned the torso, cooked the decapitated head and fried the hands in oil.

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so-personal:

everything personal
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so-personal:

everything personal

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